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I guess Colorado is a good vacation spot.
We have really big mountains full of wild animals that eat people. We have the worst basketball team in NBA history. We are still 48th in funding for our schools and people wondered why our students kill each other all the time. We do have John Elway... the greatest quarterback of all time... and the biggest drunk of the NFL. Colorado is also the home of Coors Brewing Company... And I will be the first to apolagise for the piss in a bottle we've been serving you all for so long.
Better yet... Stay the fuck outta Colorado.
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