Yup - actually i was on a lawnmower as well. Another bird-poop story i can recall: In high school, we had a mandatory marching band camp. During drill practice, one of the color gaurd girls got shit on by a bird, right in the eye. To this day, we can't figure out why she ripped her shirt off and ran around the field screaming with one boob popped out the bottom of her sports bra.
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