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There's this place called the Big Burrito where I used to live. Every Sunday is "buy one Don't Even Think About It, get one free" day. The Don't Even Think About It is nearly 2 feet long and at least 3 or 4 in diameter. So whenever possible me and my roommate would head out there on Sunday, each get our very own "18 inches of pleasure" and get a movie on the way home. Total: around $20 altogether. Rule was, no getting up from the couch until every last bit was gone. Every Monday, we hated life. But every Sunday, we were back at the Big Burrito.
I guess I told you all this to let you know: I feel your pain.
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