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A man came home to find his wife flushed and naked lying on the bed. He also heard a noise in the closet. Striding over to it, he flung it open and found a naked man.
"Just who in the hell do you think you are," the husband bellowed.
The man, not missing a beat, replied "The moth inspector"
"The moth inspector?" Husband replied incredulously, "You're not wearing any clothes!"
The man in the closet glanced down, and exclaimed "God, I'm too late!"
I figured I would share it, it gave me a chuckle...
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