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Old 06-25-2003, 08:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
Eviltree
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Location: British Columbia
Another Mother-in-Law Story...

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who
explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over
$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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