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rmarshall:
2. The surgeon is his mother.
3. its daytime.
4. she was born close to midnight on Feb 28 on a leapyear.
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Bones:
1. the man is a midget or he is very short. he cant reach the top floor button unless its raining and he can hit it with his umbrella.
7.they didnt have belly buttons
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BonesCPA
5. Round manhole covers distribute the weight more evenly than square - important considering vehicles drive over them.
6. He did drink the punch, but the poison in the ice hadn't melted yet.
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Charlatan
9. The man had the hiccups... wanted water but the bartender scared him instead
Only # 8 to go.
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