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I will never:
-Betray my friends' trust
-Go back on a promise that was not obviously made in jest.
-Allow myself to endanger others through my own stupidity (drive drunk)
-Hurt another person unprovoked
-Try to impose any religious belief of mine, other than tolerance, on another person. This does not mean that I woun't explain my beliefs in relation to those of others.
-Hear someone end a sentence with a prepossition (for purposes other than making poetry/lyrics sound better) and not cringe (I know I'm a big nerd)
-Stop living my life for the purpose of enjoying my life
-Get a mullet
-Refuse to help someone who needs it
-Buy a car with an automatic transmission unless I have had sufficient amputations to render it impossible for me to drive anything else
-Allow myself to become dependant on any substance that is not keeping me alive or preventing harm to me.
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