You have made 4.875 gallons and 40.6838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 34.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 224,640,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1248 kittens.
But I am still young.
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...
"I would like about three fiddy"
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