Well lets see...
Never try to change someone,we consider that nagging and thats why we call mom once a week
Recognize a total bullshit story when you hear it.Guys have home phones...if he only gives you a cell or pager number it is because a woman may pick up at the house. If you are out together and his cell/pager goes off multiple times but he dosn't answer, it is his other girl. He will not dump her for you if he thinks he can have both. He will dump you just as fast when another girl catches his eye.
Be yourself, when I ask what you want to do today,don't just say "whatever",to a guy that reads "stay in your boxers and grab the remote". Dont ask stupid questions, If I thought you looked fat I would'nt be there. When you ask which outfit looks best I'm figuring which will come off easier.
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He is, moreover, a frequent drunkard, a glutton, and a patron of ladies who are no better than they should be.
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