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Old 07-18-2011, 02:06 PM   #23 (permalink)
LordEden
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Originally Posted by Strange Famous View Post
Rather than fight someone, perhaps I would tell these birds that I was clever enough for Mensa and have no X chromosones because my testostorone levels transformed them into Y's. I have a lot of things going for me so I dont have to think too hard about a way to impress some hot babe.

Whats your advice for the lad? In his place would you tell the girls the best way to make pizza dough? Or maybe give them tips on ironing or washing your whites and getting them clean without fading them?
I'm clearly not as adapt with the ladies as you are SF. I know the ladies just swarm around you, just to be able to touch a man as manly as you are. I would recommend they listened to every word that comes out of your mouth. You have to be the smartest guy I know. Why with THAT many extra chromosomes, you HAVE to be smarter than everyone around you, it's pure genetics at work there. I'm sure with those extra chromosomes that you are socially better off than me, I just know that you have tons of friends that think you are hilarious with your British sarcasm. I've never quite grasped the art of using sarcasm, maybe you can teach me sometime.
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Last edited by LordEden; 07-18-2011 at 02:11 PM.. Reason: You know what, fuck it, I'll take my warning for feeding the troll.
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