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Old 06-30-2011, 12:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru View Post
Well, you know, oral sex is a gateway drug that leads to anal.
Which obviously leads to donkey punches. Don't be a donkey puncher.

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Originally Posted by My Best Friend! View Post
I dunno, I only just met this person last year and don't want to take it to far... because I am a perverse person, so yeah... -3-"
Hi. This is 2011. You've apprently mistaken us for 1956. Back then a blowjob amongst showering friends was socially frowned upon. Here in 2011, it's not so much. That's assuming that you're not living in a place - like Saudi Arabia or Afganistan - that still upholds the cultural mores of 1956.

Let's review: You've known this person at least 7 months; you think he's cute; you'd like to gargle his snake; he may be into it; you're looking for permission.

Go suck a cock, young lady. And I mean that in the most complimentary, empowering and sex-positive way I'm capable of.
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