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Scientific Finding
Scientists have released a report on the adverse effects of different alcoholic beverages have on the organs of the human body:
Vodka + Ice…….. Damages the kidney!
Rum + Ice……….. Damages the liver!
Whisky + Ice…… Damages the heart!
Gin + Ice………….Damages the brain!
Conclusion: It seems that ice ruins everything...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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