Tasty, but needs a dash more Zappa.
Frogs with Dirty Little Lips
Frogs with dirty little lips
Dirty little warts on their finger-tips
Dirty 'n green
Tiny 'n mean
Floppin' around
By the edge of the stream
La la la la! La la lala la la! (Repeated)
Frogs with dirty little eyes
Dirty little tongues all covered with flies
Dirty brown
Floppin' around
Puffed up 'n bloated
When the sun goes down
La la la la! La la lala la la! (Repeated)
Frogs with dirty little nose
Dirty little spots all over their clothes
Dirty legs
Dirty feet
Dirty little frogs is what you eat
La la la la! La la lala la la! (Repeated ad nauseam)
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Really, you can't have too much Zappa in a silly song thread...
Be in my Video
Bum ba dumb ba bimbo
Bum bum ba bim biddi biddi biddi (3)
Whoa.... Wo ho o o o oh!
Wo ho o o o oh!
Wo ho o o o oh! AH!
Be in my video,
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little...)
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I’ll rent a gleaming limousine;
Release a flock of ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
Why don't you wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear (Studly studly studly studly stud)
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we’ll
Dance the blues (Yes we'll dance the blues)
Let’s dance the blues (What a terrific idea!)
Let’s dance the blues (You'll love it, it's a way of life!)
Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be Chinese (one-hung-low)
I’ll make you wear red shoes
There’s a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use (oooooooooooo)
Atomic light (will shine)
Through an old (venetian blind)
Making patterens (on your face),
Then it cuts to outer space
With it’s billions & billions &
Billions & billions and
Whoa- o Be in my video (in my video)
Darling, every (Darling every) night
Everyone in cable-able-land
Will say you’re ’outa (say you’re ’outa-site’)
You can show your (Show your pretty leg) legs
While you’re getting in (to my red hot rod car), then
I will look repulsive
While I mangle my guitar
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee,
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee----moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
After all the close up shots OF YOU!
In bondage leather,
We'll spray an alley with a Hose
And then we'll mine the harbor.
Dance the Blues Again!
Let's Dance the Blues Again!
Let's Dance the Blues Again!
In the middle of the Alley!
Let's dance your face!
Let's dance your Face!
Let's dance your Nose!
And then we'll dance your sinus.
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon- teedle deedle deee
MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHH
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