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Originally Posted by Plan9
Yeaah, I don't see a question, man. I can't really comment on the above Penthouse Letters submission without some kind of guidance.
I mean, what do you want out of us here? Envy? If it's true, color me jealous. I go for months at time without seeing a woman.
If it's true, you got out of a less than satisfying relationship and are getting the milk without having to buy the cow.
Good for you.
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Haha, love the Penthouse Letter submission comment!
Hey, I thought this was an adult forum so I tried my best to keep it formal. I actually thought I was going to get dinged for some of the x-rated jargon in there
, haha.
Nope, I don't want envy. Actually, I've shared some stories on here of what a desperate little son-of-a bitch I was growing up. How I couldn't get laid, how my ex-girlfriend wouldn't give it up for two years, how she would spit but not swallow, how I suddenly developed loaded gun syndrome near the end of my Bachelor's degree...all this shit.
But now it seems like I just hit fucking gold and I'm confused as fuck. Probably because the past was all committed relationships where I had to actually give a fuck about the girl for something to happen at the end of the day. Like I said, I'm pretty sure she's experimenting with someone she trusts and if she's not, then I don't know what the fuck is on her mind. This is the mystery to it. I mean, what else could she want?
I think I need to start writing a book about this encounter, lmao.