Until you return, I'll still be contemplating what if we had a few of these (for the better)...
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to note: I was once supposed to write the benefit of the Earth if there was to be a "population shock" event... it was supposed to be my masterpiece, and actually accredit me as sort of evil/true neutral mastermind. I don't know what happened that time. I must have gotten lost in my Super Monkey Ball trance.)