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Cimarron29414 · 12-29-2010, 08:01 AM

When I become President, I will write an executive order allowing 12 to 13-year-olds to petition the court to have their name changed without parental consent. If their given name is deemed by the court to be particularly egregious, I will allow the child to rename their parents to whatever they want. This should solve most of our naming problems. Of course, some moms are going to get renamed "cunt-muncher" or "two dollar whore" and some dads are going to get renamed "micro-dick" by their hormonal pre-teens who endured a decade of teasing - but, justice will be served.

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Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	When I become President, I will write an executive order allowing 12 to 13-year-olds to petition the court to have their name changed without parental consent. If their given name is deemed by the court to be particularly egregious, I will allow the child to rename their parents to whatever they want. This should solve most of our naming problems. Of course, some moms are going to get renamed "cunt-muncher" or "two dollar whore" and some dads are going to get renamed "micro-dick" by their hormonal pre-teens who endured a decade of teasing - but, justice will be served. __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."