Now that Elton John has a new baby, his house will be full of the sound of high pitched screaming and the smell of shit everywhere.
Nothing new then I suppose.
Do they really know what they're doing having a baby in the Elton John household? With all that wailing, moaning and attention seeking tantrums..
They'll never get the poor little mite to sleep.
Elton John was changing the nappy on his new son and he turned to his husband and said,
"He reminds me so much of you David".
David says "Why, is it his cheeky little smile?".
"No" says Elton.
David asks "Is it his cute little nose?"
"No, it's not that" says Elton.
David says "Then it must be the colour of his eyes".
"No" says Elton "He's got shit on his dick".