Yes, I've heard about those small penises in Dubai!
I've had quite a few calls this week containing long-winded screaming soliloquies ranging from 10 to 20 minutes in length before I can utter a word.
When I do, I'm interrupted, the monologue continues, I'm called every name in the book and the customer hangs up with an unresolved issue.
Stupid fuckers!
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
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