ZombieSquirrel

I cleansed my phone lately of people I met at bars. It was usually firstname bar. Eric Pub. Or name and distinguishing characteristic. Jen Hot Tatt. I also purged the people I don't date anymore...like Don Juan. I called him that because his name was Don, not because he was smooth.

I tend to list people as nicknames. In life I tend to call people by nicknames anyway.

My brother is listed as "Bark." That's his childhood nickname...don't know why. My s-i-l is listed as Megatron.

My neurologist gave me his cell phone number. He's listed as Dr. McCutie DO NOT DRUNK DIAL!

I have a lot of funny names in here because of rugby. People tend to have great nicknames. Like DickSmack.

I have a friend listed as Motorboat....the first time I met her I learned about motorboating boobs.

My friend's boss is in my phone. He's listed as bossman.

I just don't want my contacts to be boring.

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