Not being gay, I have never paid too much attention to other guys' dicks. Not being an a-hole, I have never really felt an inclination to go round to my Asian acquaintances, asking, "So, dude, about your junk...small unit or what?"
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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