Hah! My hairstylist and I were talking about this the last time I went in for a haircut. I was telling her about how my husband and his friend claimed that they could cut my hair for $10 in 10 minutes. I had told them that that was more than I paid my stylist for the time spent, so forget it! My stylist pointed out that it was also unlikely that such a haircut came with a scalp massage, which is, undeniably, the best part of a good haircut. We then pondered why scalp massages are so awesome, and we decided that part of it is that the scalp gets massaged so rarely by other people. It's true--the only person who really ever massages my scalp (besides my stylist) is my mom. My husband has since started giving me scalp massages since my last haircut, but only when I ask.
But I really want a scalp massager like this one:
My friends have one, and I tried it when I visited last--it gave me shivers! Awesome.