Out behind a bar just this evening I'm enjoying a smoke near the dumpsters, guy walks up next to me and lights a smoke, he looks over at me and says "won't be needing this anymore" reaches into his pants pulls out a condom and slings it against a brick wall...where it stuck. He pitches his smoke and goes back inside.
I meet the most awesome people on the face of Earth most nights.
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“My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”
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