Given how long you'll have been separated, will the wild animal taking her around the volcano be you?
I crack myself up.
Seriously, what's wrong with chilling on the beach? Or learn to surf. Or go fishing.
But if you have to ride that testosterone high, ride a bike DOWN the volcano. That's supposed to be pretty cool and you don't really pedal. But you go "oh my god I'm gonna die" fast.
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