This past weekend I had a wedding to go to. My wife, as a bridesmaid, was already there. I'm walking to my car, dressed to nines, when one of local college girls passes me, walking the opposite direction. Kind of cute young lady; athletic build; shoulder length, dirty blonde hair; brilliant green eyes. She says 'Hello' and gives me one of
those smiles. You know the ones I'm talking about. I politely reply and continue on my way to my car, felling pretty good about myself. Right when the radio kicks on the station is just coming back from commercial and song that begins to play is ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man".
So tell me TFP, how is your life just like the movies?