|
There was a man from Alsace,
Whose balls were constructed of brass,
When he clanged them together,
they played "Stormy Weather",
and lightening shot out of his ass!
and for you Teddy Kennedy fans:
There was a young senator from Mass,
who tried to get himself some ass,
but before he could pound her,
the fool went and drowned her,
and now his future is past!
__________________
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29
1123, 6536, 5321
|