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The other day i went to Shepparton (a town near here) for a race day, and that night we got right on the piss. Me and my mates ended up blind and went back to the motel we were staying at for some beers. The girls that were with us dragged this random bloke back with them (we'll call him 'Rodney'), and he seemed alright so we didn't care.
Anyway, i thought it'd be a good idea for a swim so i jumped in the pool. After i got sick of that i walked into our room to find Rodney by himself waiting for one of the girls who was in the shower. So, to strike up conversation i said "You should go for a swim. I just got out, and it's bloody nice in".
To which he replied "Really, i thought it was a girl. I was just about to have a wank, but you got out".
Very fucking random...
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