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By rights I should say Kevin Smith, even though he's a far better director than actor (as he'd be the first to say), because I get asked a lot if I'm him....
But I think, giving the makers of my biopic a little creative license, I'd want to go with maybe...I dunno...like David Arquette. Or possibly Fred Savage. Neither really looks like me, but they both have the kind of odd quirky "I might be thinking a little too much" attitude that I have.
It's hard, because what I really need is someone who's like a 45/45/5/5 mix of Kenneth Branagh/Fyvush Finkel/Tommy Chong/Ron Jeremy.
And while I can't say about closing credits, I can say that my theme song is almost always the Steve Miller Band's "Joker."
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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