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Originally Posted by Xerxys
I had to quote you just in case you decided to edit this post.
I have to say, dude, you are involved in more sexcapades than a slut with daddy issues ... it's just terrible. You know what they say about people like you, you probably lack self esteem and are trying to fill that dark devoid black hole in your chest with meaningless sexual encounters. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Translation: Can I get your number ... I'd like to hang out sometime.
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Haha! Nice
Heck any time my friend. But hey I may be a 30 year old bachelor with an empty void who cries himself to sleep at night cradling a pillow with a blond wig stapled to it that I've named Madison...
...but gal dang it the the dirty, empty, unfulfilling, emotionless, slutty sex is just so fucking spectacular.