It'd be my first thought too, but the Jone's and Smith's next door wouldn't play along I'd bet. Hell I'd install noise making devices and visual effects just to keep people coming back. You'd only have to activate them once every few months and scare the living crap out a guest or two and the news would take care of your advertising.
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