For a perfectionist / completionist / (people-pleasing purveyor) like myself, I think, just in terms of how I operate, this might be an impossible request. I'll re-look-over the starting point (XKCD).
That said, I found a few for you to look over and see if it could be what you were talking about
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http://www.thebookofbiff.com/comics/2007-06-06-0262.png
http://www.legrandanimations.com/Straw.gif
http://the4thcorner.net/realsuper/co...uper096web.jpg
http://www.mywhiteboy.com/wp-content...y%20straws.jpg