Just because we work together does not mean we are best fucking friends and i want to go out with you drinking every night of the week when i have to be at work at 6 in the goddam morning anyway.
Stop asking me for my fucking money. If i had enough to hand out to everyone who asked, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Just show me the doctors note. don't tell me about your bleeding anus and your hemorrhoids and your whole fucking family history and your methods of treating said hemorrhoids. I certainly and clearly DO NOT CARE.
The next time that little fucker down the street shoots his BB gun at my car, I'm going to take it from him and shoot him with it.
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formerly Murp0434
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