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Originally Posted by Jinn
Except that with folders you're clearly driving feces in one direction (in the line of the fold). Crunchers, on the hand, are spreading feces all around their ass like a Bob Ross tree painting.. all that cleanup surely ends up with feces on your hand..
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Actually if you wipe (swipe) in one direction, (backwards, or forwards) you get it all in one straight line. Hence avoiding skid marks. Despite the crunched or felt toilet tissue paper. It should all be in one straight line. So if you have enough, you should not get any crap in your hands. Given this hypothesis, crunchers are prone to collecting more paper than folders.
Jesus Smeth, look what you've started, a whole new science dedicated to the toilet habits of the modern man ... this is wrong. I think ...