Where is my GODDAMNED FLYING CAR!!!
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Originally Posted by Merlocke
Here's one that I actually really need: anonymous advice. A website where you can send anonymous messages to people via email in a video form that discusses something with the recipient of a personal nature that's too awkward to tell them in person.
Example: I have this home-stay student right now that smells like a water buffalo's ballsack on a humid day. I would love more than anything to send them an anonymous email thatnexplains that they should shower more than once a week, and wash their clothes more often.
Just think, how else do you tell a woman to shave her upper lip, tell someone that they are getting a little excessive around the middle and you're worried about their health, perhaps tell a friend that their hairstyle died 20 years ago, or that guy with the rancid breath that perhaps a Costco sized box of mints are in order? If we had these prerecorded videos and a way to send them...
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Get their email, get a fake email address, write up a long hearted email about how hygiene is important. Then SPAM the hell outta him! With soap ads and detergent ingredients and solutions.
HURRAY for passive aggressive behavior.