06-09-2010, 09:51 AM
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Hottie Banker's Boob Implant Video: 'I Want to Be Sex on a Stick'
I don't know about you, but this makes me a whole lot less sympathetic.
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Hottie Banker's Boob Implant Video: 'I Want to Be Sex on a Stick'
Debrahlee Lorenzana—the banker who says Citibank fired her for being too hot—made a documentary (infomercial?) about getting a second boob job at age 26. "I want to look like a Playboy playmate," she says. Her goal: marrying rich.
The following video shows Debrahlee discussing two breast augmentations, liposuction, and a tummy tuck from her hottie Long Island doctor. ("He's the doctor that you see in the soap operas, and you die for.") She wants "huge double-D. Very perky. Big Breasts. I want to look like a Playboy playmate" to help her on her "determined manhunt." We see Debrahlee hugging her son, gyrating at a dance club, lying on a surgical table, and getting her nipples sliced off. (OK, we don't see the literal slicing. But there are dotted lines and a scalpel.) NSFW and NSF lunch break.
Congratulations, Debrahlee Lorenzana. You have officially become a fameball. Get yourself an agent and a publicist, and start angling for a role on the next season of The Bachelor. I bet Hef would even give you a spread in Playboy.
Sidenote: Is Debrahlee's video supposed to be an advertisement for Long Island Plastic Surgical Group? Because it could just as easily be a cautionary tale about body dysmorphia.
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