A man should never beat his wife...and then teach her how to use a pistol. (Thank you, Christopher Titus!)
A man should never piss on an electrified fence. Come to think of it, -nobody- should piss on an electrified fence.
A man should never, under any circumstances, indulge a friend who holds up a Tazer or stun-gun and say "Hold still'n watch'is!"
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