Daniel_

I do this to my wife - she likes it, and a little oil keeps the engine running smooth

I generally shave in the shower, so spend over five minutes there. I like long showers.

I use barrier cream on my hands after washing with detergents - a habit I picked up when I worked in labs with dangerous chemicals. It's better than dermatitis.


I cannot give birth, that's true, but having spent time as a single parent, there is nothing beyond gestation and birth that a mother can do that I cannot replicate.

Trust me, a man can cry - I have cried in physical and emotional pain, and I have cried in joy and relief at various times in my life. More as I get older.

Speak for yourself - I am gorgeous.

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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
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