Tres hot. Excellent snoobs.
She gave me a growth spike in my interest rate.
I'll bank with her if she offers rollover....
She puts the "ass" in financial resource assessment.
She has amazing high-yield packages.
She gives me economic stimulation.
I hear she's quite a dab hand at leveraging a guy's principal investment....
Um....
I'd fuck her.
Money.
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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