...but without said "trolls" the Web wouldn't function. You know... it's as if the Web is a giant cow and the trolls are the constant flatuence that helps relieve the... okay, nevermind. Anyway, If there was some type of universal transparent credential where everybody's "street cred" was on display at all times... my god... how fucking boring would that be? The most elegant douchebaggery I've witnessed in my years has come from anonymous people.
Also: You'd all realize that I don't have a smooth spot, that Jazz isn't actually an asshole, and all those jerkoffs in Tilted Politics are total hypocrites.
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Originally Posted by genuinegirly
I still think they're adorable, though I didn't bother to bring any with me to college.
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I don't know why, but this is oddly comforting. I mean... you didn't have a giant pile of stuffed animals on your bed or one of those retarded papasan chairs in Barbie pink or maybe a boy band poster? My God, where were you when I was looking for an adult female to converse with?!
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Originally Posted by Jinn
I think it's a bit of the puffer-fish phenomenon; they inflate to grandiose proportions on the internet, but are quite literally the size of carp IRL.
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Wait, what? Did you just use "literally" in a metaphor?