lurkette, my kids would put a pox on you if you messed with their "billy fish", "Don't Worry, Be Happy", Mon.
They actually "inherited" it from my late grandmother, yea, I find it kinda useless too, but man I love to hear their laughter, and it seems to persist in garnering their attention, and their little friends too.
p.s. did I mention without fermentation we would have all continued drinking unpurified water, not that mead and such was any better, well, yes it was, the natural rot killed all the bad stuff and gave us the good, hehehe.
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Oh, and yes, my grandparents were rednecks too, just not the bigoted, ignorant kind...
