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I never thought my ex-gf, who told me she would never be so rude as to break up with a guy over the phone, would dump me over the phone.
I never thought I would be lucky enough to marry a true nymphomaniac. (too bad she grew out of it after two incredible years of it.)
I never thought I would be the clumsy friend that people don't rely on because I have managed to screw something up every time they did call on me.
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