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I never thought I'd achieve what I have in such a short period of time and despite such significant setbacks.
Life has been real good to me for the last few years and while I may have slipped up a few times, I'm doing very well.
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I never thought I'd be single at this age. I had planned on being married and have beautiful major appliances by now. Mmm, appliances.
When I made a Big Mistake (TM) and got married, I figured That Was It and I was ready to settle for mediocrity so that I could focus on other things.
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When you're cynical it seems that only good things surprise you.
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