I have/had a friend just over the internet, she's hot, we flirt. But we kept it very light. No real chance. She lives far away. We'll one night I got really drunk. I wouldn't have remembered this but for the IM log and texts, but apparently I convinced her to give me her cell phone number. We chatted a long time. Confessing our romantic intentions, apparently planning a tryst (never happens). OK, not so bad. Just slightly embarrassing so far. We hang up. But I go back to IM.
She leaves but doesn't log off. I keep drinking. Apparently she leaves her IM logged on and her computer out (she was staying at her uncles beach house or something). Her 8 year old nephew proceeds to log on. Ahem. Instead of logging off the little bugger lets me go on and on as we chat. I just think she's drunk and playing some kind of game. Woops!
The worst part is I remember none of this. I don't find out till weeks later as I read my logs. So I'm completely sober when I figure out what happened.
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