This is a scan of a Japanese pizza menu. I get these all the time in my mailbox. *Edit: I can't seem to post the scan. I'll keep trying.
The pizza at the top is the "Seafood King". Toppings are: onion, green pepper,
tuna flakes, shrimp,
squid rings,
scallops,
special mayonnaise, and fried garlic. Yes,
mayonnaise.
On the row below that from left to right:
"Teri-mayo double cheese" (for kids):
Teriyaki sauce (instead of tomato), onion, mushroom,
sweet corn, bacon,
mayo, black pepper, parsley.
"German Potato": onion, tomato, bacon,
potato.
"5 vegetable and mozzarella": onion, green pepper, mushrooms,
sweet corn,
cauliflower, and mozzarella.
Next row, left to right:
"Tomato Mozzarella": Bacon, fresh tomato, tomato-olive oil sauce, mozzarella.
"Supercross" (1/4 each) Super Mix,
Corn Gratin, Cheese-Tomato,
German Potato.
"Margaretta" Tomato-olive oil sauce, double basil, mozzarella
Yes, you read correctly. Corn, potato, squid, scallops, mayonnaise, cauliflower, teriyaki sauce.

On pizza.

Domino's and Pizza Hut tried to make it here with traditional American pizza and failed. Domino's Japanized their menu, and Pizza Hut retreated to the military bases.
I make my own pizza here!
