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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Must resist bearded clam joke.......
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Bearded vampire clams. Hold your packages.
Clams with legs.
Bitch clams who spit acid.
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The Bearded Clam is a huge anthropomorphic clam with a beard from the animated series Freak Show. She resembles a fat middle-aged woman and has many radical opinions since she was raised by eco-terrorists. She frequently leads rallies and demonstrations where in she is the only participant. Her super powers includes a mouth that produces "acidic bitch juice" which is a powerful saliva capable of eating through almost any kind of metal, and the ability to morph herself into liquid state or shape shift.
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"I give myself very good advice,
But I very seldom follow it,
Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"
Last edited by Lady Bear Cub; 01-05-2010 at 03:43 PM..
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