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I was never a waiter, but now I wish I was. I even have a real small stuffed Achillobator that I could whip out at the appropriate time.
"...A follow up to the story, a couple months later, Friday the 13th rolls around again, and who should return to celebrate Prehistoric Creature's Day? Not only the original couple, and all their prehistoric friends, but another (human) woman, who had come along to celebrate her first Prehistoric Creature's Day. I had already been cut, so I didnt get to wait on them, but I had come to work prepared with my stuffed teradactyl. I went to say hi, and then alerted a manager to the fact that the Dinosaur People were back and he should go say hello. When he lamented his own lack of dinosaur, I loaned him mine.
He went to the table and was like "I thought I was the only one who celebrated Prehistoric Creature's Day" and whipped my dinosaur out from his breast pocket, and the people were like "You cant fool us! That is yams!!'s dinosaur!"
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