Coral (immobile)
Sloths (too slow)
Anteaters (narrow mouth, no teeth)
Peacocks (too noisy, couldn't sneak up on their victim)
Giraffes (necks too long, too unwieldy)
Chihuahuas (too shaky, couldn't get a good grip)
Reindeer (protected species, see Santa)
Sponges (good for soaking up blood, but lousy at seeking it out)
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