I have had way too much too eat today.
I heard a rumour that if you eat 40 or more peeps in one sitting, the sugary-unpronouncable-chemical-ingredients in the confection will churn inside thine stomach so undulatingly-strong, that within the hour, your stomah walls will begin to expand so much that it will push you to the brink of hospitalization (death).
My point: I'm afraid my friend here is no longer with us anymore.