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My SO walked in on me once.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
I quickly took stock of the situation: Porn on the PC, pants down, boner sticking out. I didn't see a way I could really spin this one.
"Um. I'm looking at porn and jerking off."
"Indeed you are," she said. She then went off to do whatever it was she was doing.
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