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Plan9 · 11-30-2009, 03:20 PM

Female friend of mine ran into a sham artist as mentioned above.

Went down like this:

"[generic crap about woman being let down by man in her life]"

(major cold read for like an hour, each sentence building on previous)

"Wow, that's all correct. I'm impressed."

"I can cure all your emotional woes if you buy this candle and burn it."

"Really? A candle?"

"Yes, it will align your subatomicmacronucleotidegidgetknots."

"Wow."

"And for you... $900."

11-30-2009, 03:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Female friend of mine ran into a sham artist as mentioned above. Went down like this: "[generic crap about woman being let down by man in her life]" (major cold read for like an hour, each sentence building on previous) "Wow, that's all correct. I'm impressed." "I can cure all your emotional woes if you buy this candle and burn it." "Really? A candle?" "Yes, it will align your subatomicmacronucleotidegidgetknots." "Wow." "And for you... $900." __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-30-2009 at 03:24 PM..