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telekinetic · 11-17-2009, 01:37 PM

I lived with 3 guy roommates. We had a lot of porn on a central shared drive (a lot at the time, it was about 300 gigs). I was in charge of wget'ing sites that we had passwords to (90gig mirror of amkingdom was one of the jewels of our collection!).

The storage server had the monitor facing the front door, thus the seat had the back to it. Combine all of these facts with me being home alone and had just gotten a penis piercing, I was sitting in the chair, with my back to the door and my dick out (letting the one-day-old piercing air out), flicking through porn movies on two monitors spot-checking the last 20 gigabyte wget dump that I'd just processed. One of my roommates comes flying in through the front door with a girl he's trying to date in tow, sees what appears to be me jacking it in stereo in the living room, yells "Sweet merciful Christ, them's some big titties!" and heads on into the kitchen. No idea what the girl thought, and she never came around again after that.

That was the only time I've gotten 'caught.'

11-17-2009, 01:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	I lived with 3 guy roommates. We had a lot of porn on a central shared drive (a lot at the time, it was about 300 gigs). I was in charge of wget'ing sites that we had passwords to (90gig mirror of amkingdom was one of the jewels of our collection!). The storage server had the monitor facing the front door, thus the seat had the back to it. Combine all of these facts with me being home alone and had just gotten a penis piercing, I was sitting in the chair, with my back to the door and my dick out (letting the one-day-old piercing air out), flicking through porn movies on two monitors spot-checking the last 20 gigabyte wget dump that I'd just processed. One of my roommates comes flying in through the front door with a girl he's trying to date in tow, sees what appears to be me jacking it in stereo in the living room, yells "Sweet merciful Christ, them's some big titties!" and heads on into the kitchen. No idea what the girl thought, and she never came around again after that. That was the only time I've gotten 'caught.' __________________ twisted no more Last edited by telekinetic; 11-17-2009 at 01:39 PM..